Scary Movie

It has been an incredible 26 years since the merciless killer Ghostface first hunted down a group of teenagers who were too oblivious to be murdered by him. Neither the ailments of civilization, the hardships of adulthood, nor any other nameless misery has caught up with them since — they have reached a respectable age.

Yet this does nothing to stop them from enthusiastically diving into further horror remakes, reboots, prequels, sequels, spin-offs, both artistic and degraded horrors, ghostly and murderous ones. They were abducted, abused, cooked up, and released back onto the movie screen.

The result is a film that crosses all red lines and considers correct humor its greatest enemy.