Why Don't We Kill Ourselves

Welcome to Rozumov - a village where everyone knows everything about everyone, neighbourhood feuds are passed down through generations, and no scandal stays behind closed doors for long. The community has been divided for years by a war between two irreconcilable families: the Šmrhas on one side, the Průšas on the other, and both are convinced that truth, honour and common sense live in their household alone. Yet their children Karel and Marie secretly love each other despite their fathers.

When Marie agrees to participate in the TV reality show "Blind Wedding" after another family feud, she unleashes chaos in Rozumov. Karel despairs, parents rage, and a TV crew arrives along with an eccentric Swedish metalhead. So Šmrha and Průša, in an alcoholic haze, strike an unexpected truce and devise a plan to save their children from television shame: they will secretly marry them by proxy.

But nothing stays secret in Rozumov. The crazy wedding operation gradually involves the mayor, the innkeeper, the gravedigger, all-knowing neighbours and TV cameras, and the perfectly planned scheme turns into genuine village chaos.

Who ends up marrying whom? Who isn't speaking to whom? And why does the bartender understand it all best? One thing is certain: this village won't stop - not until everyone makes peace, falls in love, or kills each other...